Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom Make a Royal Debut

Katy Perry
Daily Mail

Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom have been dating on and off since January 2016. And in that time, they’ve never made thing Red Carpet official. That changed on Wednesday night when the couple made an appearance in Monaco.

Red Carpet Appearance

When you’re a world-famous pop star known for your over-the-top performances and costumes, you don’t just walk any red carpet with your beau. No, you show up to the Gala for the Global Ocean in Monte-Carlo.

Katy and Orlando looked tanned and happy next to Prince Albert and Princess Charlene of Monaco. Katy is still rocking the terrible frosted tips pixie crop that she’s had for a few months. It’s like somebody poured a bottle of Sun-In over Demi Moore’s hair from Ghost.

She wore understated makeup, demure diamond earrings, and an odd beige dress with a gathered, straightjacket-like bodice and glittery chainmail sleeves.

Royal Family Tree

Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom joined the ruling family of Monaco at the gala, including Pierre Casiraghi and his wife, Beatrice. (If you’re curious, the family is descended from Hollywood royalty, too. Grace Kelly is Prince Albert’s mother and Pierre’s grandmother, through his mom Caroline Casiraghi.

Greek Getaway

After leaving Monaco, the couple traveled to Corfu, Greece. Lucky tourists spotted the happy couple as they enjoyed the sunset on the Greek isle.  Katy once again defied fashion conventions by dressing like one of the lost Golden Girls in a pink floral suit, giant gold hoop earrings, and a straw hat. Orlando continued to look like a regular human person in jeans, a t-shirt, and baseball cap.

The couple have been back together for about 6 months during this go-round. They seem to be genuinely happy together. Mazel tov, crazy kids.